• Mum: Go to bed
  • Me: Yeah soon *cough*never*cough*

Casually drinking hot chocolate this morning, starting to feel a little sick. Think I might possibly be lactose intolerant. Keep drinking hot chocolate anyway.

Really can’t be bothered with this blood test tomorrow. I mean, what’s the worse that could happen if I don’t do it, my internal organs die? No biggie.

The awkward moment when your homeroom teacher marks you as absent even though you were there, seated in the exact spot you sit in every single morning

You should OD on painkillers
Erin
Guys

Food Tech is not a folio subject!!!

One of these days

I might actually forcibly sever my patella tendons.

I really just don’t understand why people feel the need to chew with their mouths open. It’s actually 1) really rude and 2) quite disgusting.